February 7, 2009

Glory Hole Hermila, Ida Felt and Getz Biggie…

Who are these people?  They email me every day.   They are trying to sell me watches, enhancers, pills, potions and a trip to somewhere………..hot.  baby.

And if these people-and many more like them seem to think they have unleashed the hidden secrets to making anything bigger, hotter, more satisfying, longer lasting, unlimited,  for a limited time only- have all the secrets- why are they emailing me and not writing a book or opening a big box store that carries all these secrets at a discounted price?

 If you combine all the names you get Glory Ida Felt Biggie.  And don’t you know, someone in the near future-is going to name their child exactly that.