Who are these people? They email me every day. They are trying to sell me watches, enhancers, pills, potions and a trip to somewhere………..hot. baby.
And if these people-and many more like them seem to think they have unleashed the hidden secrets to making anything bigger, hotter, more satisfying, longer lasting, unlimited, for a limited time only- have all the secrets- why are they emailing me and not writing a book or opening a big box store that carries all these secrets at a discounted price?
If you combine all the names you get Glory Ida Felt Biggie. And don’t you know, someone in the near future-is going to name their child exactly that.
I’ve often thought that it would be fun to write a novel, giving the characters names pulled from spam emails. Perhaps if I ever crash a wedding I’ll adopt such a nom de spam!
Love the blog by the way!