December 20, 2010

You Say Elf and I Say Shelf……

 

“Yea, I know he’s there and I don’t care,”

My daughter is not happy and does not care who knows it.  I fear we are on out last year of Santa manipulation-never mind the magic of the holiday……

She knows.  In fact, I think she has known since the second grade when the little brat with the green mohawk( in the middle of a New England November!) told her-and everyone else in the class one day at recess.

Miserable little shit.

So I try to extend the manipula……um, magic for one more year.