Dysfunkshun

Reason number 157,000……..

This is why I am growing more weary of people who make the business of publicity a feeding ground.

The octuplet spewing female has hired a publicist.  She wants $2 million to “tell her story”…….is that all it takes to make $2 mill?  Quick, get the eggs and the baster. I AM IN.

I am totally stealing this line from someone far craftier than I- but feel it best represents the hideousness of it all:

“Look lady it’s a vagina-not a clown car.”